Every once and a while it is good to laugh at ourselves.
We understand that humor is sometimes the only thing that can lift us up from the symptoms of hormonal imbalance.
Here is some stuff we found while looking at the lighter side of hormones – we hope you enjoy.
“If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn’t it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?” -Gloria Steinem quote (American Writer and Activist. b.1935)
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“Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.” -Camille Paglia quote
13 things PMS stands for:
1. Pass my shotgun
Bioidentical Hormones
2. Psychotic mood swing
3. Perpetual munching spree
4. Puffy mid-section
5. People make me sick
6. Provide me with sweets
7. Pardon my sobbing
8. Pimples may surface
9. Pass my sweats
10. Pissy mood syndrome
11. Poor men suck
12. Pack my stuff
13. Potential murder suspect.
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
So why did I write this? Well, my significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me diamonds.
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But let’s not forget – hormonal imbalance is a very serious subject.
We at the BHRC understand how difficult the journey can be to find a board certified doctor that can help you with your hormonal deficiencies.
We understand how dire everyday life becomes when suffering from the symptoms of Menopause, Andropause or low hormone levels.
Our goal is to provide information and resources to help you find a Doctor, in your area, that specializes in BHRT.
July 13, 2011
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